The Voice of an Anonymous Indian Part 1
Indians getting discriminated… Who to blame?... Hmm.. Let’s see.. Option A.. Other races (Kerja scholarship semua korang sapu)… Option B… Rich Indians (Tanya sponsor tak mau bagi India sama India tak mau tolong)… Option C.. Indian Leaders (Sapu duit kita je kerja)… Option D.. Indian Youngsters (Mabuk Mengurat Amoi Samun)…
Well.. If
these are the answers that cross in ur mind, think again!!…
First, I would like discuss about our culture
and religious views… There are a few doubts that I would like to share… If any
of u guys know the answer, plz help me….
No 1… Why most of the Indian Gods carry
weapons?... Why do God needs a weapon to protect us?
No 2.. Why Indian Gods are picturized in
different colours?.. Lord Shiva and Lord Vishnu are blue… Goddess Meenachi is
green..
No 3.. A situation question..
Situation 1 : A Friday. Mum asked u to eat vegetarian food for Goddess Shakti..
Situation 2 : A temple festival (thiruvilla)…
Priests kill/sacrifice goats, chickens or both (depends on the appetite of the
people)
Same Goddess Shakti… But different situations..
Why?
Well, if I ask these questions to anyone, I’ll
will be certified as a genuine atheist.. But seriously I’m not an atheist, guys…
I don’t visit temple every week.. I don’t attend temple festivals… I don’t
visit any Blu-Ray Sammiyars… But I believe in God.. Hence, I would like to
share my personal opinion about God.. First, God’s appearance can’t be
described in a single picture… It varies according to the way we see it.. Make
a kid smile.. U’ll see God as love… Torture others.. U’ll see God as hatred…
Let’s take an example.. If a cow (in this case
have senses and intelligences as humans) is asked to explain the look of God’s
face… U’ll get nothing but a cow’s face… So, as I mentioned before God’s
appearance depends on the eye of the viewer… So, this current appearance of God
is given by none other than another human, many ages before…. Back to question
1 : Why most of the Indian Gods carry weapons?.. As I mentioned before, this
appearance of God is given by none other than us many ages before… During that
time, we were not protected by policemen, soldiers, SWAT, CIA or MI6… We
designed God with weapons to picturized him/her as a warrior who protects us
and creates fear in the eyes of our enemies… But what’s happening to that idea nowadays?..
Try asking an Indian gangster why do he carries a weapon.. His answer will be
simple… Poda, kadavulle kaiyile aayutham
vechirukaaru (Even God holds a weapon, why shouldn’t I?)…. Well, if that’s
the case… Goddess Saraswathi is picturized holding a veena.. Why can’t they
carry that and walk on the road.. Or try sitting on a tiger.. Goddess Dhurga
did that… But they won’t do it… Many centuries ago, culture and religion are
used to make people’s life better… They were the core of the ancient medicines…
But look at them nowadays… Imagine a mum taking her daughter to meet a Sri
Kumaran Textiles Saamiyar because she failed in her public examination… After
doing some great diagnostics (even better than a doctor with a PhD), he will
answer.. Amma, unge magal-ku orru
perechanaiyum ille(There is nothing wrong with ur daughter).. Graaham serriyile mandi bunga panna serri
aairom.. (A simple ‘mandi bunga’ will solve her problem)… And… The next day
newspaper headline : WANITA INDIA ‘DIMANDIKAN’ OLEH SEORANG BOMOH… Wake up guys…
Asking God to win lottery.. Asking God to get a beautiful girlfriend… Avvaru enna matrimony CEO huh?...
Next, I would like to discuss about our
mentality, the way we think… Here is an instant quiz, people… How many of u
guys never experienced an Indian guy/girl screwing behind ur back?... Don’t..
Don’t answer.. Just keep it inside… INDIAN SCREWS ANOTHER INDIAN!!… It’s a
proven fact… It’s in our myth and history… Remember Veerapandiyan Kathabomman
(if u don’t, google or youtube it).. Who betrayed him?... Another Indian!!...
Chola dynasty was one of the greatest empires ever built… What happened to
them?.. They fought with Pandian Dynasty, which is another Indian dynasty… And in
the end, which country to we conquer now?... We used to conquer this land… But
now, we’re orang asing (outsiders)… Why?... Simple.. Indian Screws Indian!!…
Gang fights… Someone else fights… But we, Indians
die… This happens in every nook and cranny of this world…
Next stop, Indian Medias… From Indian serials
to Indian movies.. Man, I love to write about them… Indian serials… If there is
an award or world record for the highest level tear shed by a human.. It must
be presented to Mrs.Radhika Sarathkumar… She was crying… She is crying… She is still
crying.. And she will cry… Man, I just created a new name for a Tamil Serial.. Aluunthaal, Aluugiraal, Aluunthe konde
irrukiral, Aval Aluuvaal… U guys wanna write a story for a serial… Simple..
Create a protagonist (PS: It will be better if she is a woman).. Make her life
looks beautiful for the first one week… Then, start adding a small problem..
More problem the next week.. Even more problem for the following week.. It’s
like cooking a weird spicy soup guys.. Add chili… Add more chili… Add even more
chili… Then, freeze it… Heat it… And repeat the process…. Have u guys realized
something?… All the characters in the serial wanna make the life of the
protagonist miserable.. It’s like they got no other goals in their life… Wake
up in the morning… Oh yea, it’s Sunday… Let’s make Divya’s life miserable.. It’s
like watching the Road Runner Show guys.. The Coyote knows that he won’t catch
the Road Runner but he still chase him till the last episode… The only
difference is The Road Runner Show is much more interesting and creative
compared to Indian Serials… Come on guys… Wake up… Tell me five good reasons of
watching an Indian serial, if there is any… Indian serial storywriters, I just
wanna ask u guys one question…
Y U NO MAKE SERIAL LIKE CSI OR HOUSE?
Indian movies… Questioning Newton’s Law since
Vijaykanth started acting.. There are some quality movies, guys.. But most of
us hate it… What type of movies we really want?... Hero should bash up 20
people.. Why don’t the villains join and bash the hero… Just surround the hero,
instead of speaking punch dialogues, punch him in the face… But they won’t do
it.. Next, a beautiful, young and sexy actress (or maybe two in some cases
where the latter comes in and dances for an item song out of nowhere) ; who must
appear in few romantic scenes, not more than two romantic songs, one ‘spicy’
scene, suddenly disappear and maybe come back during the climax… Movies are
like mirror, guys… A reflection of what we want… Try continuously boycotting
those cheesy Indian movies… They will stop producing it and change their trend
of filmmaking… Will we do it?...
There are many more reasons we can discuss
guys… But the main core of this problem is none other than us… Get urself out
of the quantity Indians and change to a more qualified and quality Indian… If
Abdul Kalam, Dhirubhai Ambani, AR Rahman, Bodhidharman (I watched 7am Arivu
too) and many more Indians can achieve it, why can’t we do it, guys?.. Let’s
change for the better and create a better example for the future generations of
Indians… Together we hold the legacy of
our culture and people…
